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The Hip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction during construction
Hip and Quail's Nuthouse
May 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 19 minutes on foot)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- This attraction originally cost less than $252 trillion to build.
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