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Pictured: An animatronic view of Hip and Quail's Nuthouse when it's not shrounded in darkness
Hip and Quail's Nuthouse
July 19, 1955
Avg. queue length:
58 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're international)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more magical.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 42".
- Driver must be at least 44" tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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