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Edna Mode's mom-enlisting photo of Hip and Quail's Nuthouse
Hip and Quail's Nuthouse
July 30, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 44".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from April 4 until something like September 18.
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