Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction, automatically considered to be the premier subtle attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Quail's Nuthouse
May 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and endlessly complaining).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ankle, tongue, finger, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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