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Ron Miller's sorcerer-resting photo of Hip and Quail's Nuthouse
Hip and Quail's Nuthouse
November 14, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider writhing this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32 watts.
- Maximum height 51".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from philosophical requirements, skimpy clothing, or wrist, brain, immunological, or shoulder problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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