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A shiny view of Hip and Pale's Treetent when it's not inundated in tarps
Hip and Pale's Treetent
March 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Pale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of moving this attraction, experience something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should run away.
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