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Deedle's treat-daring photo of Hip and Pale's Treetent
Hip and Pale's Treetent
September 6, 2002
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Pale's Treetent is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- Attraction may be too frightening for adults.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, bad haircuts, runny shoes, or liver, brain, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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