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The Hip and Pale's Treetent attraction at night

Above: The Hip and Pale's Treetent attraction at night

Hip and Pale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 2014
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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