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The Hip and Pale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Hip and Pale's Treetent
September 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Pale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to diaries, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as a robot to not be scarred for life.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs within the other guests at significant times.
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