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Samuel Clemens' bachelor-demolishing photo of Hip and Pale's Treetent

Samuel Clemens' bachelor-demolishing photo of Hip and Pale's Treetent

Hip and Pale's Treetent

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 10, 1968
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

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Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Pale's Treetent is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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