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Hip and Pale's Treetent, a favorite show of Matt Ouimet
Hip and Pale's Treetent
January 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Pale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this show multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and tearful).
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Waiting may occur.
- Show is closed for repairs from September 14 until about October 18.
- In a private location at the bottom of the Hip and Pale's Treetent, there is a mortal combat dojo for Disney executives.
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