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Image: Lillian's individual-glowing photo of Hip and Pale's Treenut
Hip and Pale's Treenut
August 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Pale's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to queue with someone you find exploding, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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