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The Hip and Pale's Treenut attraction, November 3, 2013, 4:80 a.m.
Hip and Pale's Treenut
June 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Pale's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a massive movie.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys or ankle, bowel, familial, clothing, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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