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Hip and Pale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Hip and Pale's Treenut
August 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Be sure to hold your hats and glasses within the cast members at significant times.
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