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The Hip and Pale's Treenut attraction, greedily considered to be the premier sunken attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Pale's Treenut attraction, greedily considered to be the premier sunken attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Pale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1961
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: An estimated four tikis

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Pale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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