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The Hip and Pale's Treenut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Pale's Treenut
March 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders might make silly comments to your friends.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to rent special specticles.
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