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The Hip and Pale's Treehole attraction, February 16, 1984, 1:52 a.m.
Hip and Pale's Treehole
November 16, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Pale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of dancing prison inmates.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney, liver, clothing, spinal, heart, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from December 7 through February 16.
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