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The Hip and Pale's Treehole attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack

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Hip and Pale's Treehole

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1957
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Recommended for: Money-grubbing physicians

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Pale's Treehole is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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