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Above: Quasimodo's bar-zipping photo of Hip and Pale's Treehole
Hip and Pale's Treehole
October 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Treehole is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Operator must be at least 47" (on tiptoes) tall.
- Must be at least 25" tall and 24 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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