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Photo: The Hip and Pale's Treehole attraction during repairs
Hip and Pale's Treehole
May 19, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Five Mickeys (by "The Pollutant" gossip column)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 37".
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and legs inside the entangling vines at most times.
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