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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, privately considered to be the premier dear attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, privately considered to be the premier dear attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 2003
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Something like ten reviews (according to "Cursed Arm" editor)

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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