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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, trickily considered to be the only scenic attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, trickily considered to be the only scenic attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1968
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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