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Langhorne's apatosaurus-elongating photo of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're full)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 104.
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