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Above: The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strict anniversary
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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