Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, April 24, 1963, 2:42 a.m.
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 15, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Information
- The alpine bat is named Rafiki.
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