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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, January 6, 1964, 11:77 a.m.
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 24, 1964
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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