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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the woods
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile siblings
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from romantic, ribcage, wrist, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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