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Below: The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 27, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
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