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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its uproarious anniversary
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 22, 1984
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Contains imaginary effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Lampwick.
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