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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Seven mice (from "The Pianist" gossip column)
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
- Make sure to maintain your children and opinions away from the wild animals at most times if you want to keep them.
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