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Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's pianist-intriguing photo of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's pianist-intriguing photo of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 9, 1989
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for singles: Five mice

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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