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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may score if you don't let them.
- After visiting this attraction, custom demands that you compose something less magical.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors might try to visit this attraction as much as an hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum width 60".
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- The letters in "Hip and Pale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Eoe Dlisupsaoh'hn Akmsp E."
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