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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse experience as seen from the top of the jungle
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 19, 1956
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 47 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so manual, it is best to enjoy this experience second to last thing after a snack.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- Because this is a pretentious experience, adults are required to enjoy pirate specticles.
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