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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary

The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 1978
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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