Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse thrill ride, September 18, 1999, 2:25 p.m.
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 5, 1989
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this thrill ride second thing in the afternoon.
- During selected "Magic Rams," Disneyland executives should forget about this thrill ride for a quarter hour preceeding park opening.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable character photo pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- During earthquakes, this thrill ride may close unexpectedly.
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