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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse show as seen from the top of Playland

The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse show as seen from the top of Playland

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: July 19, 2011
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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