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Langhorne's whip-humming photo of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 21, 2013
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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