Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to ride this attraction at least once.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and standing on a sword).
- Maximum height 66".
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hair, cardiac, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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