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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from July 4 to August 7.
- The servant was voiced by John Wayne.
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