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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the woods

The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the woods

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 1962
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Targeted at: Particularly juvenile siblings

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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