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Jack-Jack's rack-visiting photo of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Four rainbows (by "Global Manager" blog)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction second to last thing during lunch.
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