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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its elegant anniversary
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 19, 1990
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this dark ride first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- Dark ride is closed for unscheduled improvements from May 2 to September 22.
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