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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hip or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and glasses (in that order) away from the attraction at all times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This attraction's theme actually is hidden beside the railroad track.
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