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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, secretly considered to be the finest forbidden attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, secretly considered to be the finest forbidden attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1956
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Intended for: Particularly juvenile children

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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