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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the best benign attraction at Disneyland

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Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1959
Duration: Fleeting
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Popular with: Service animals

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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