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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its current anniversary
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral objections, excessive boorishness, or nasal, ankle, or elbow complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by King Arthur.
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