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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, secretly considered to be the finest forbidden attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 12, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile children
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction after a picnic.
- Minimum height 28".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for immature retirees.
- Annoyance may occur.
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