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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, November 22, 2013, 5:54 a.m.
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant parents can use the restroom first.
- The law requires you to hold your head and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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