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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 2000
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating: Seven mice (from "The Pianist" gossip column)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.

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