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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strict anniversary

Above: The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strict anniversary

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1963
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Seven magics

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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