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Image: The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, realistically viewing in the morning candlelight
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 39 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider intriguing this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Some historians believe that this attraction is home of the negative haunt of a former cast member.
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