Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the best benign attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so available, try not to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from February 25 through August 15 (or there abouts).
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