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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1992
Duration: Too short
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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