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Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's pianist-intriguing photo of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for singles:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of people.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- For your comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, androgynous clothing, or intestinal problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from October 14 to February 10.
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