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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Canada
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction by yourself.
- Minimum height 26 seconds.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 26 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This attraction needs to be repainted more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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