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Picture: The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst unique attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
April 15, 1957
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The model of castaways is an inside joke.
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