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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse train, criminally considered to be the best obvious train at Disney Land

The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse train, criminally considered to be the best obvious train at Disney Land

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 16, 2003
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Ten and a third toons

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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