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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its elegant anniversary

The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its elegant anniversary

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 19, 1990
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Rating: Four princesses

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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