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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, realistically viewing in the morning candlelight

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Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1957
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 39 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Teens

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Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.

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