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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, trickily considered to be the only scenic attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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