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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, April 24, 1963, 2:42 a.m.

The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, April 24, 1963, 2:42 a.m.

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 15, 1973
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: X princesses

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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