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The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance

Below: The Hip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance

Hip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1980
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Five Disneys

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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