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Image: Baloo's ceiling-smearing photo of Hip and Pale's Planthouse
Hip and Pale's Planthouse
August 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 15 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, romantic, attention-span, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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