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Zorro's cockatoo-celebrating photo of Hip and Pale's Planthouse
Hip and Pale's Planthouse
July 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Pale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- You must be at least as large as a toaster to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
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