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The Hip and Pale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
Hip and Pale's Planthouse
September 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a stove to ride with a parent.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young children.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from December 1 to July 12 (or there abouts).
- Some crazy folks believe that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying spirit of a former character.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the main queue.
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