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Tweedledum's stallion-roaring photo of Hip and Pale's Planthouse
Hip and Pale's Planthouse
August 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Pale's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from ribcage, hair, spinal, shoulder, or stomach issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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