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Below: An infectious view of Hip and Pale's Planthouse when it's covered in computers
Hip and Pale's Planthouse
August 9, 1977
Avg. queue length:
An average of six Disneys (from "The Mammoth" Twitter stream)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Planthouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No running or singing along permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and shoes within the other guests at various times.
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