Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Pale's Planthouse attraction, unrelentingly inflating in the afternoon sunlight
Hip and Pale's Planthouse
May 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Pale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- It is rumored that Buzz Lightyear's frozen ranger is buried beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the exit queue.
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