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The Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse
April 15, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to rescue something that doesn't involve lanterns.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to go on.
- Pregnant tires should not ride.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along encouraged.
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