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The Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse attraction, massively considered to be the premier abominable attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse
June 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 18 kilowatts.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from August 16 through February 1.
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