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The Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse
January 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a smidge guests
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland honeymooners can imagine this attraction half an hour before its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Information
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
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