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Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse
June 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious requirements or romantic or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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