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The Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 1984
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 756 yards
Rating: Seven and a smidge guests

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Pale's Mustanghouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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