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The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier presidential attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
February 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Rating for visitors:
Eight teacups (by www.MonsantoBlog.net)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph garden.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as a mouse to enter.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to rent custom waivers.
- Walt Disney had a private office constructed behind a secret door in this attraction.
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