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Above: The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction at a distance
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
October 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by impatient lepers.
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