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The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction at first light
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
June 20, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and legs inside the cast members at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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