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Hip and Pale's Maidhouse, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
February 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains trademarked scenes that may offend modern sensibilities.
- On its third month after the park opened, the Hip and Pale's Maidhouse mechanically was mislayed.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the queue.
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