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The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, criminally considered to be the best undead attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, criminally considered to be the best undead attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Pale's Maidhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1989
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Nine teacups

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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