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Matt Ouimet's airplane-crawling photo of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
April 22, 1968
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of demolishing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something in a distant area of the park.
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