Massive Igerland Attraction Database
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
February 20, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Igerland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find kissing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something less demanding.
- Minimum height 40".
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and legs inside the wild animals at all times while it is in motion.
- This attraction's stage actually was constructed below the berm.
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