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A speedy view of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse when it's not inundated in children
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
December 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 40".
- No food or flash photography encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and balloons within the attraction at significant times.
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