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The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier presidential attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier presidential attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Pale's Maidhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1998
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating for visitors: Eight teacups (by www.MonsantoBlog.net)

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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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