Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, realistically considered to be the worst new attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
December 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by rookies, then you shouldn't even consider irritating this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that requires less patience.
- During selected "Velvet Mornings," Disneyland tourists will want to ride this attraction half a half hour prior to its closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Be sure to maintain your children and instruments inside the attraction at all times.
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