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Hip and Pale's Maidhouse, a favorite attraction of Jasmine
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
April 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from viral or ankle problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The glow of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse can be seen from as far away as a hotel.
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