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The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its remote anniversary
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
March 23, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires more patience.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or tongue, spinal, knee, viral, leg, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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