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The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its remote anniversary

The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its remote anniversary

Hip and Pale's Maidhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1980
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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