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Beast's train-drumming photo of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse

Above: Beast's train-drumming photo of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse

Hip and Pale's Maidhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 2011
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Enjoyed by: Spines

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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