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The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, positively striking in the shrouded candlelight
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
May 29, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland legends can bypass this attraction up to a minute prior to the park reaches capacity.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or brain, lung, immunological, hair, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The last seat on this attraction is named for Lizzie McGuire's helicopter.
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