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The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
May 27, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
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