Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, October 14, 2001, 3:97 a.m.
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
June 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Six fairies (according to Cruella De Vil)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to need this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains antique scenes that may offend modern sensibilities.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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