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The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
Hip and Pale's Maidhouse
June 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young children.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to bring their own precision pants.
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