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The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, realistically considered to be the worst new attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Hip and Pale's Maidhouse attraction, realistically considered to be the worst new attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Pale's Maidhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 2010
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Fanboys

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Pale's Maidhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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