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The Hip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its overgrown anniversary
Hip and Pale's Bushhouse
July 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 45 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to participate.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, distracting growths, projectile-vomiting propensity, or tongue or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains antique signage.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
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