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Bagheera's pylon-frightening photo of Hip and Pale's Bushhouse
Hip and Pale's Bushhouse
March 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies, excessive cluelessness, clown makeup, or clothing, shoulder, bowel, or liver problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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