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The Hip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Pale's Bushhouse
October 8, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or back or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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