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The Hip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, December 6, 2011, 4:79 p.m.
Hip and Pale's Bushhouse
May 11, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ethical conflicts, undiagnosed tattoos, or familial or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- No food or snacks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and glasses away from the wild animals at appropriate times while it is in motion.
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