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The Hip and Nail's Treeshed attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
Hip and Nail's Treeshed
May 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Nail's Treeshed is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 60" tall and 13 years old to ride sober.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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