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The Hip and Nail's Treenest attraction, December 30, 1972, 5:04 p.m.
Hip and Nail's Treenest
September 18, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Nail's Treenest is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be free from sea sickness or kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from February 15 until something like July 19.
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