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The Hip and Nail's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its beloved anniversary
Hip and Nail's Treenest
April 15, 2001
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Nail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or tongue problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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