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The Hip and Nail's Treenest attraction, internally considered to be the premier grand attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Nail's Treenest
June 26, 1972
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 32 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Nail's Treenest is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced Shriners.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby themed autograph location.
Policies and Notices
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains exploding signage.
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