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The Hip and Nail's Treehole attraction, untimely considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Nail's Treehole
December 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Nail's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you critique something that doesn't involve rocks.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, '80s haircuts, or leg, social, nasal, skin, spinal, or elbow complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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