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Above: The Hip and Nail's Treehole attraction, privately screeching in the evening moonlight
Hip and Nail's Treehole
May 12, 2013
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Nail's Treehole is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for invisible punkers.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to try something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, low blood pressure, unexplained missing kidneys, valuable clothing, or lycanthropic, intestinal, spinal, tongue, or personal issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique adventure.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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