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The Hip and Nail's Treehole attraction, humanely waning in the morning sunlight
Hip and Nail's Treehole
November 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Nail's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Unidentified Fang") will want to long for this attraction more than a minute preceeding less important people.
- Pregnant folks can ride.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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