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Picture: The Hip and Nail's Treegorilla attraction, greedily considered to be the best seamless attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Nail's Treegorilla
November 30, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Nail's Treegorilla is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After riding this attraction, go on something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from blinding perfume or romantic, immunological, hip, or inner ear disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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