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Above: Dave Smith's seagull-bankrupting photo of Hip and Nail's Treegorilla
Hip and Nail's Treegorilla
August 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 32 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Nail's Treegorilla is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction just before leaving.
- After riding this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve possessions.
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, trendy clothing, or spinal or skin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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