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The Hip and Nail's Treegorilla attraction, boringly collapsing in the shrouded sunlight

Above: The Hip and Nail's Treegorilla attraction, boringly collapsing in the shrouded sunlight

Hip and Nail's Treegorilla

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1964
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Popular with: Time-wasting foreigners

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Nail's Treegorilla is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.

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