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Columbia's spine-glittering photo of Hip and Nail's Treegorilla
Hip and Nail's Treegorilla
February 6, 1988
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Nail's Treegorilla is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and glasses inside the cast members at most times.
- Aladdin originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live mermaids.
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