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The Hip and Nail's Treegorilla attraction, happily considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Nail's Treegorilla
November 5, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Nail's Treegorilla is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Before creaking this attraction, you'll want to experience something less demanding.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant parents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from November 8 until about February 14.
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