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Image: The Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse attraction, fabulously considered to be the premier toxic attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse
December 4, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter princesses
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for relocation from February 16 through September 28.
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