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The Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse attraction during refurbishment

Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1971
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating for bored dating couples: Zero tikis

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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