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The Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse attraction, fabulously considered to be the premier toxic attraction at Disneyland

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Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1962
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Rating: Three and a quarter princesses

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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