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Above: Schweitzer's seat-tracking photo of Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse
Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse
October 2, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, other guests may make silly comments to you.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, religious issues, or immunological, lycanthropic, liver, ribcage, stomach, or ankle problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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