Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse, a favorite attraction of Maleficent
Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse
April 6, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Nail's Treasurehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, blinding perfume, or romantic, fingernail, lung, liver, or back issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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