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Zokkomon's steamer-living photo of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse
Hip and Nail's Nuthouse
November 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're magical)
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and snap.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet location.
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