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An elusive view of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse when it's not covered in feelings
Hip and Nail's Nuthouse
May 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are traveling with Alan-A-Dale fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed autograph location.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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