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A legendary view of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse when it's not covered in tarps

A legendary view of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse when it's not covered in tarps

Hip and Nail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1964
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Five jollies

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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