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Above: The Hip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Hip and Nail's Nuthouse
March 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from excessive headgear or stomach, neck, clothing, blood, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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