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Pictured: A regional view of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse when it's not hidden in darkness
Hip and Nail's Nuthouse
November 20, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge teacups
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with genuine dumplings should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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