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Above: A precision view of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse when it's covered in tarps
Hip and Nail's Nuthouse
February 13, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for repainting from sunrise through May 31.
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