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The Hip and Male's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of a house
Hip and Male's Treeshack
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Male's Treeshack is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders could make silly comments to you.
- After going on this attraction, try something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood or knee problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and glasses inside the other guests at various times.
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