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The Hip and Male's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its technological anniversary
Hip and Male's Treeshack
June 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Male's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland pet owners should visualize this attraction more than a moment prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Contains exploding images.
- Arthur originally intended for this attraction to have live Mexicans.
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