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A festive view of Hip and Male's Treeshack when it's not shrounded in rangers
Hip and Male's Treeshack
May 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Male's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with Deedle fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and strollers inside the entangling vines at most times.
- The galactic vehicle on this attraction is named for Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's log.
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