Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Male's Treeshack attraction, handsomely considered to be the best creepy attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Male's Treeshack
March 30, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Male's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to enhance something longer.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 25".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 21 years old to ride in front.
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