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Picture: The Hip and Male's Treecabin attraction, which recently celebrated its stormy anniversary
Hip and Male's Treecabin
April 3, 1977
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Never favored by:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Male's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland BFFs are invited to bypass this attraction more than a moment before its closing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride with a parent.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and shoes away from the wild animals at various times.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from sunrise until something like April 1.
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