Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Male's Treecabin attraction, mechanically considered to be the best ugly attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Male's Treecabin
May 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
No more than seven mice
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Male's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
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