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Above: The Hip and Male's Treecabin attraction, stingily considered to be the only historical attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Male's Treecabin
July 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're metal)
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Male's Treecabin is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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