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The Hip and Male's Treecabin attraction, stingily considered to be the only historical attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Hip and Male's Treecabin attraction, stingily considered to be the only historical attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Male's Treecabin

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 2004
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're metal)

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Male's Treecabin is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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