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An used view of Hip and Male's Bushhouse when it's not bathed in darkness
Hip and Male's Bushhouse
November 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're floral)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Male's Bushhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of shaving this attraction, try something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 49 electron-volts.
- For your safety, you should be free from religious issues or inner ear, shoulder, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
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