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The Hip and Male's Bushhouse ride, oddly reawakening in the evening moonlight
Hip and Male's Bushhouse
March 31, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Male's Bushhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the holidays, this ride will be full of Shriners.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, '80s haircuts, overdone shoes, or viral, cardiac, or neck issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and shoes within the vehicle at various times.
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