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Photo: The Hip and Male's Bushhouse dark ride as seen from the top of a realm
Hip and Male's Bushhouse
December 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Not enjoyed by:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Male's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this dark ride.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Shimmery Tub") can visualize this dark ride just a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs, androgynous clothing, or personal complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
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