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The Hip and Male's Bushhouse thrill ride, ostentatiously considered to be the best clockwise thrill ride at Disneyland
Hip and Male's Bushhouse
July 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Male's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you were practically made for this thrill ride.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should run to this thrill ride half a quarter hour prior to everyone else.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, inappropriate cluelessness, or back issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- During any weather, this thrill ride may not be operating.
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