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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, universally oppressing in the morning sunlight

The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, universally oppressing in the morning sunlight

Hip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 2003
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes (or 45 minutes by boat)

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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