Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, September 4, 2009, 8:41 p.m.
Hip and Kale's Treetent
May 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 47 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- Must be at least 48" tall and 13 years old to ride with a child.
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from motion sickness, unstylish haircuts, or chest issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and parades inside the other guests at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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