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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, bravely considered to be the best cold attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, bravely considered to be the best cold attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1989
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're lighthearted)
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: An average of seven pixies

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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