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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary

The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary

Hip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 2004
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four and a quarter stars

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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