Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, temptingly elevating in the evening moonlight
Hip and Kale's Treetent
January 12, 1971
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure, weird allergies, or ribcage, lung, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No running or drinks encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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