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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Hip and Kale's Treetent
August 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter stars
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This is the only popular attraction in the park where a reference to Santa Claus can be seen.
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