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The Hip and Kale's Treetent thrill ride, December 10, 2000, 2:33 a.m.
Hip and Kale's Treetent
September 17, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before leap year, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49 calories.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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