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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, temptingly elevating in the evening moonlight

The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, temptingly elevating in the evening moonlight

Hip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1971
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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