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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of a village
Hip and Kale's Treetent
February 24, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
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