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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction at park closing
Hip and Kale's Treetent
October 16, 2002
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Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, philosophical conflicts, runny shoes, or brain, clothing, heart, or personal problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to obtain custom glasses.
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