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The Hip and Kale's Treetent dark ride, October 6, 1988, 11:08 p.m.

Above: The Hip and Kale's Treetent dark ride, October 6, 1988, 11:08 p.m.

Hip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 20, 2003
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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