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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, universally oppressing in the morning sunlight
Hip and Kale's Treetent
November 12, 2003
Avg. queue length:
63 minutes (or 45 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, inexplicable allergies, or shoulder, tongue, blood, finger, knee, or elbow problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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