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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary

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Hip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1962
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Recommended for: Locals

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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