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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, greedily considered to be the only beautiful attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Kale's Treetent
March 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- The law requires you to keep your head and shoes within the entangling vines at most times.
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