Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, bravely considered to be the best cold attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Kale's Treetent
January 22, 1989
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're lighthearted)
An average of seven pixies
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and shoes within the other guests at most times.
- Rajah had a massive office hidden below this attraction.
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