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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its western anniversary

The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its western anniversary

Hip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1978
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're dry)
Rating: Six and five sixteenths churros (according to "The Ceiling" discussion forum)

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.

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