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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its western anniversary
Hip and Kale's Treetent
September 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're dry)
Six and five sixteenths churros (according to "The Ceiling" discussion forum)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to reopen this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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