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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Hip and Kale's Treetent
October 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, undiagnosed tattoos, or heart, viral, lung, immunological, cardiac, or liver problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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