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Above: The Hip and Kale's Treetent dark ride, October 6, 1988, 11:08 p.m.
Hip and Kale's Treetent
May 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you queue up for this dark ride before breakfast.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant cribs can not ride.
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