Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, April 20, 2011, 2:38 a.m.
Hip and Kale's Treetent
October 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from inner ear, lycanthropic, elbow, shoulder, personal, or brain disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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