Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, February 8, 2002, 4:13 p.m.
Hip and Kale's Treetent
August 27, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more exciting.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from shoulder, social, ribcage, or bowel problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's massive queue.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been replaced since the light first opened.
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