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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction at park opening
Hip and Kale's Treetent
July 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 33 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too startling for wimps.
- During hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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