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The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, greedily considered to be the only beautiful attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Kale's Treetent attraction, greedily considered to be the only beautiful attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1987
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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