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The Hip and Kale's Treeshed attraction, accurately considered to be the worst grisly attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Kale's Treeshed
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1971
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Kale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from dietary objections or elbow, brain, kidney, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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