Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Kale's Treeshed attraction, invisibly performing in the morning candlelight
Hip and Kale's Treeshed
May 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Kale's Treeshed is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
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