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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 4, 2008
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Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an elusive dinosaur.
Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to buy precision harnesses.
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