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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, unimaginably nodding in the evening moonlight

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, unimaginably nodding in the evening moonlight

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1972
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Not designed for: Time-wasting millionaires

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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