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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 16, 2011
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 46 decimeters.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In an inaccessible space at the tippy top of the Hip and Kale's Smokehouse, there is a loafing area for lost children.
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