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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its current anniversary

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its current anniversary

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1992
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Seven and a third pixies

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.

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