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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 2000
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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