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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 22, 1963, 1:06 a.m.

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 22, 1963, 1:06 a.m.

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1987
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Ten thumbs down (from "The Sail" Twitter stream)

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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