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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of South America

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of South America

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 2009
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're ancient)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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