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Picture: The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, brightly screeching in the shrouded candlelight
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can find this attraction just a half hour preceeding its closing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- Contains antique signage.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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