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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1979
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Targeted at: Retirees

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.

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