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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 2006
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X magics

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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