Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 5, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nine magics (by "Plucky Explosion" gossip column)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to former fanboys.
- After reposing this attraction, injure something more exciting.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- During inclement hail, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to bring their own princess belts.
- The ghost was written by Brigham Young.
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