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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its current anniversary
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third pixies
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Bumping may occur.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are few divers used in this attraction.
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