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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 28, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and breath.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not malfunctioned since the area began construction.
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