Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, September 30, 1973, 6:37 a.m.
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 50 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
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