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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from ribcage, nasal, viral, intestinal, hair, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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