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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, wildly considered to be the best invisible attraction at Disney Land

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, wildly considered to be the best invisible attraction at Disney Land

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1981
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Seven toons

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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