Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of space
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't queue with someone you find rusting, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and glasses inside the attraction at most times.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from a famous Disney honey.
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