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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the premier foolish attraction at Disney Land

Above: The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the premier foolish attraction at Disney Land

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 2004
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.

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