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A blue view of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in children

A blue view of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in children

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1956
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Five thumbs down (according to Yale Gracey)

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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