Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1999
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Description
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After rousing this attraction, you'll want to lift something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland sponsors can't enjoy this attraction more than a half hour prior to the gates opening.
Warnings
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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