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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, fully tempting in the afternoon park light

At right: The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, fully tempting in the afternoon park light

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1964
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus two jollies (from Daisy Duck)

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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