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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, September 30, 1973, 6:37 a.m.

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, September 30, 1973, 6:37 a.m.

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 1966
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes (or 50 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Enjoyed by: Hyperactive drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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