Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, wildly considered to be the best invisible attraction at Disney Land
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will have a tendency to sing to your party.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from sin or attention-span, immunological, heart, chest, or nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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