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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, July 17, 1955, 6:72 a.m.

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, July 17, 1955, 6:72 a.m.

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 2010
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Recommended for: Infants

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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