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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its striped anniversary

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Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 10, 2008
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Seven tikis

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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