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A regular view of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's covered in society
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 3, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
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