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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its authentic anniversary

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its authentic anniversary

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1958
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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