Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, July 17, 1955, 6:72 a.m.
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum width 89".
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