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Picture: The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its striped anniversary
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 10, 2008
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Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with sleek willows should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to wear themed belts.
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