Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, November 13, 1966, 6:80 a.m.
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 16, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to lost lepers.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland celebrities should queue up for this attraction just a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and shoes within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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