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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly considered to be the best abominable attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly considered to be the best abominable attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 1960
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Designed by: Money-grubbing women

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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