Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, April 22, 1960, 4:35 a.m.
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 5, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces (from Tantor)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction after dinner.
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