Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, fully tempting in the afternoon park light
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus two jollies (from Daisy Duck)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and chatter.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Pluto meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children.
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