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An ancient view of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in architects

Picture: An ancient view of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in architects

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1997
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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