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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its authentic anniversary
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 17, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should queue up for this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to bring their own safety specticles.
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