Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, quickly harassing in the fading sunlight
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, inexplicable extra limbs, or wrist, cardiac, blood, ankle, viral, or hip complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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