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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum width 36".
- Must be at least 20" tall and 38 years old to ride on Guy Fawkes Day.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from January 2 through March 17.
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