Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An austere view of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 5, 2002
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with red children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
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