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A blue view of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in children
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down (according to Yale Gracey)
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from blood, elbow, leg, skin, attention-span, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No dancing or flash photography encouraged.
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