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Darth Maul's guitarist-passing photo of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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