Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the premier foolish attraction at Disney Land
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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