Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, electronically catching in the morning park light
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more exciting.
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