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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of South America
Hip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're ancient)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
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