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An austere view of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps

Above: An austere view of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 2002
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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