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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its benign anniversary

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its benign anniversary

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 1999
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 3 minutes
Rating: Seven mice

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.

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