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The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, November 13, 1966, 6:80 a.m.

The Hip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, November 13, 1966, 6:80 a.m.

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1988
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Two fairies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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