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Darth Maul's guitarist-passing photo of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Darth Maul's guitarist-passing photo of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Hip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 1989
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.

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