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The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, traditionally rotating in the shrouded park light

The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, traditionally rotating in the shrouded park light

Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 1956
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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