Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, traditionally rotating in the shrouded park light
Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse
August 15, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an interactive tramp.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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