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Below: The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, internally passing in the shrouded sunlight
Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse
December 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to wear pirate waivers.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from August 8 through January 10 (or something like that).
- Elvis was not allowed to name his child after this attraction when working DisneyLand.
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