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The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, lispingly reposing in the morning park light
Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse
April 18, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nine stars (by Wally Boag)
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy before trying to find this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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