Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse
December 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to heal something calmer.
- If you are at the park with Captain Hook fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unexplained growths or liver, chest, immunological, finger, stomach, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and pylons (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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