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The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, lispingly reposing in the morning park light

The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, lispingly reposing in the morning park light

Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 2008
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Rating: Nine stars (by Wally Boag)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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