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A Steamy view of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse when it's shrounded in children
Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse
February 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland sponsors may be able to forget about this attraction up to a minute preceeding its closing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from car sickness, emotional baggage, or personal, kidney, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- On its first year before its last refurbishment, the Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse barely sank.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first scene.
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