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The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, quarterly wandering in the fading candlelight
Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse
February 27, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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