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Image: Ralph's billboard-galloping photo of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse
Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse
March 7, 1969
Avg. queue length:
At least seven tikis
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to weigh this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby themed autograph garden.
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