Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse ride, blandly losing in the afternoon sunlight
Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse
October 27, 2009
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this ride, you will be compelled to find something more stimulating.
- Because this is a 4D ride, riders are required to bring their own themed specticles.
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