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Photo: The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction during repairs
Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse
April 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or Nikita Khrushchev fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No photography or singing along permitted.
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