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Ralph's billboard-galloping photo of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse

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Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1969
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: At least seven tikis

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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