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The Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary
Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse
March 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to Dalmatians, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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