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The Hip and Jail's Treetent attraction during construction
Hip and Jail's Treetent
January 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 3 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Jail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
- No babies or churros permitted.
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