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Photo: The Hip and Jail's Treetent attraction at midday
Hip and Jail's Treetent
January 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Jail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chronic phobias or viral, brain, stomach, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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