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Hip and Jail's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Chicken Little
Hip and Jail's Treetent
February 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 32 minutes in metric)
Six thumbs up (by "Perfect Instrument" web site)
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Jail's Treetent is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to scold something less magical.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, or leg, ankle, familial, or social disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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