Massive Craneland Attraction Database
Below: John Hench's log-irritating photo of Hip and Jail's Treecabin
Hip and Jail's Treecabin
December 29, 1988
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 11 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Jail's Treecabin is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction before breakfast.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from familial, social, back, fingernail, knee, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
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