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The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at night

Pictured: The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at night

Hip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1963
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Designed by: Jets

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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