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Tantor's diamond-storytelling photo of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
May 22, 2013
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and not concerned about safety).
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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