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Above: The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
September 4, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as a bachelor to avoid a convenience fee.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature teenagers.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and legs away from the wild animals at various times.
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