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Below: The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, unusually operating in the morning sunlight
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Five stars (by Britney Spears)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters are apt to sing to your friends.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland honeymooners might try to visit this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 74".
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and glasses away from the cast members at various times or else.
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