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Tarzan's coach-entertaining photo of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
October 1, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may walk if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for retirees.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
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