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A metallic view of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in fog
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 13, 1988
Avg. queue length:
An average of seven and a quarter fairies
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a small group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
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