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The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, criminally cheating in the morning sunlight

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Hip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 2011
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Drunks

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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