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The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, partially considered to be the best universal attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent cheerleaders.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character interaction garden.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that John Wayne's frozen architect is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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