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The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of the depot

The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of the depot

Hip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 5, 2008
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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