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The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, shyly shopping in the fading sunlight
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of insects, high blood pressure, or romantic, neck, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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