Massive Ratatouilleland Attraction Database
A theatrical view of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in fog
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been replaced since the land was built.
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