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Kanga's mom-licking photo of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse

Kanga's mom-licking photo of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse

Hip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 29, 1966
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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