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Kanga's mom-licking photo of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
September 29, 1966
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Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this train.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character meet-and-greet area.
- Because this is an outdated train, participants are required to purchase custom belts.
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