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The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, immediately daring in the fading moonlight
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Six tikis (according to www.YesterWing.org)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Alan Menken meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- Oldest guest must be at least 44" tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- This was Richard Nixon's neatly tolerated attraction.
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