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Jane's locomotive-fading photo of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 5, 2009
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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