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The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of the depot
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
March 5, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 43".
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- Contains imported characters that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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