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Pictured: The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at night
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
September 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that doesn't involve soldiers.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 55" (without stretching).
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Must be at least 48" tall and 23 years old to ride sober.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young children and some adults.
- No running or nudity permitted.
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