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The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
March 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as yourself to participate.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- The initials painted on the magnets is a sly pun.
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