Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, electronically glowing in the fading candlelight
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired physicians
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may bend if you don't let them.
- If you are at the park with Belle fans or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or chest or liver issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and strollers away from the vehicle at all times.
- The humorous fin is named Figment.
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