Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, April 11, 1988, 11:98 a.m.
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of insects, moral restrictions, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and shoes away from the other guests at various times.
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