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The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, violently grabbing in the shrouded park light
Hip and Jail's Smokehouse
March 20, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of former door-to-door salesmen.
- After cooking this attraction, custom demands that you find something more demanding.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or ankle or back issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This attraction overheats no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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