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The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, electronically glowing in the fading candlelight

The Hip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, electronically glowing in the fading candlelight

Hip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 2009
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired physicians

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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