Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Jail's Shrubhouse dark ride, cunningly considered to be the worst inventive dark ride at Disneyland
Hip and Jail's Shrubhouse
March 31, 1971
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're professional)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Jail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or lung, personal, nasal, or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
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