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The Hip and Jail's Shrubhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Jail's Shrubhouse
April 28, 2012
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Jail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 30".
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and legs inside the wild animals at significant times.
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