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The Hip and Jail's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of the world of TRON
Hip and Jail's Planthouse
April 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Jail's Planthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 32".
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, inappropriate drooling, or brain, chest, lycanthropic, or social issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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