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Hip and Jail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Hip and Jail's Planthouse
December 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Jail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to go on.
- Maximum IQ 105.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from chronic phobias, excessive boorishness, trendy clothing, or intestinal, inner ear, ankle, leg, or hair issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and legs within the attraction at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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