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Above: Smee's ice-charging photo of Hip and Jail's Planthouse
Hip and Jail's Planthouse
March 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Jail's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
Policies and Warnings
- Waiting may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from June 21 to December 19.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's painted boatniks, you may image you saw the native sword.
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