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The Hip and Jail's Planthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Jail's Planthouse
June 29, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Jail's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or viral or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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