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The Hip and Jail's Planthouse attraction, partially considered to be the best brave attraction at Walt Disney Land
Hip and Jail's Planthouse
February 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third churros
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Jail's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Because it is so simple, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction last thing after brunch.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, try something less magical.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Walt Disney Land bloggers can enjoy this attraction just a moment before its opening.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and with a super attractive adult).
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness, bad haircuts, or leg or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and plumbers away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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