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Above: The Hip and Jail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Hip and Jail's Nuthouse
October 25, 1972
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Jail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
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