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The Hip and Jail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a temple

Above: The Hip and Jail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a temple

Hip and Jail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 1972
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Jail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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