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Pictured: The Hip and Jail's Artisthouse attraction at night
Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
December 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- Minimum height 44".
- Special effects may be too frightening for young adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from brain, skin, heart, elbow, or clothing issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your head and glasses within the vehicle at various times unless you have a death wish.
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