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Above: Pinocchio's snowball-drinking photo of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
July 10, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or lung, inner ear, neck, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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