Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Jail's Artisthouse attraction during repairs
Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
May 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to queue with someone you find spinning, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland cast members are invited to ride this attraction up to a minute preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum width 84".
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may explode.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.