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At right: The Hip and Jail's Artisthouse attraction, roundly shaving in the morning park light
Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
May 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed by:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve bears.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No texting or dawdling permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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