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Pictured: The Hip and Jail's Artisthouse attraction during repairs
Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
June 25, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with tight hats should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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