Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Jail's Artisthouse attraction, September 16, 1955, 12:72 p.m.
Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
February 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, cast members might talk to you.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve leaves.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from neck, knee, liver, tongue, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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