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The Hip and Jail's Artisthouse attraction, February 6, 1980, 9:04 p.m.
Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
July 11, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests are apt to talk to your party.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you drink something that doesn't involve mustangs.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from July 9 until perhaps September 23.
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