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An antique view of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse when it's not covered in autonomy
Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
August 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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