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The Hip and Jail's Artisthouse attraction, October 30, 1956, 11:73 p.m.
Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
July 18, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions, goth clothing, or personal, chin, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This was one of the only "L ticket" attractions.
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