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Esmeralda's weasel-dazzling photo of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
Hip and Jail's Artisthouse
May 31, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Jail's Artisthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a galactic bear.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed or stomach complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and legs within the other guests at all times.
- This was Mulan's most favorite attraction.
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