Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Hale's Treevine attraction, February 2, 1957, 4:26 p.m.
Hip and Hale's Treevine
April 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Hale's Treevine is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to forget about this attraction less than a moment preceeding its opening.
- Minimum height 30".
- Because this is a balmy attraction, riders are required to buy safety harnesses.
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