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The Hip and Hale's Treevine attraction, traditionally considered to be the best Martian attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Hale's Treevine
November 16, 1985
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Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Hale's Treevine is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction in the evening.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Casino 63 dining room -- the only place in the land where alcohol is free.
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