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Image: The Hip and Hale's Treevine attraction, quickly cleaning in the morning moonlight
Hip and Hale's Treevine
October 5, 1985
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Hale's Treevine is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- Minimum height 40".
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses away from the other guests at various times.
- It is said that George Darling's frozen star is hidden beneath this attraction.
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