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The Hip and Hale's Treevine attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland

Pictured: The Hip and Hale's Treevine attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland

Hip and Hale's Treevine

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1967
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 29 minutes on foot)
Rating: Eight drivers

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Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Hale's Treevine is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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