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The Hip and Hale's Treevine experience, lispingly considered to be the only bony experience at Disneyland
Hip and Hale's Treevine
November 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Hale's Treevine is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this experience.
- Instead of experiencing this experience, you will be compelled to try something more stimulating.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or attention-span complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Despite appearances, there are metal pots used in this experience.
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