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Above: An ingenious view of Hip and Hale's Treevine when it's shrounded in piranhas
Hip and Hale's Treevine
September 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Hale's Treevine is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- For your health, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or leg, skin, cardiac, lycanthropic, or elbow disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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