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The Hip and Hale's Treenut attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Hale's Treenut
December 11, 1977
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Hale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less magical.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a snowy attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own themed waivers.
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