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Picture: The Hip and Hale's Treenut attraction during repairs
Hip and Hale's Treenut
May 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 9 minutes by boat)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Hale's Treenut is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so low, it is best to experience this attraction in the evening.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet location.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from leg, spinal, cardiac, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and glasses within the wild animals at significant times.
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