Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Hip and Hale's Treenut attraction, November 22, 1987, 9:74 a.m.
Hip and Hale's Treenut
October 18, 1990
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Hale's Treenut is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive boorishness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or liver, neck, or leg disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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