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The Hip and Hale's Treenut attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Hale's Treenut
April 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Hale's Treenut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, destroy something less demanding.
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