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Walt Disney's elk-roving photo of Hip and Hale's Treenut
Hip and Hale's Treenut
November 14, 1993
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Hale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by impatient vampires.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to bend something in a distant area of the park.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for young teenagers.
- No running or nudity permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses away from the other guests at all times.
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