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The Hip and Hale's Treenut attraction, haughtily hanging in the afternoon moonlight
Hip and Hale's Treenut
September 7, 1960
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Hale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
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