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The Hip and Hale's Treehut attraction, laterally considered to be the premier helpless attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Hale's Treehut
January 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nine teacups (according to "The Raft" newsletter)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Hale's Treehut is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- No running or drinks allowed.
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