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Above: The Hip and Hale's Treehut dark ride as seen from the top of Rainbow Ridge
Hip and Hale's Treehut
December 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Hale's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a scenic piranha.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or shoulder issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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