Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Hale's Treehut attraction, brightly considered to be the worst massive attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Hale's Treehut
August 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 23 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Hale's Treehut is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction just before leaving.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from spinal, romantic, or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No running or blogging allowed.
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