Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Hip and Hale's Treehut ride, February 7, 1984, 1:29 p.m.
Hip and Hale's Treehut
August 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Hale's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to ride this ride just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 23".
- Youngest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children and some adults.
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