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Pictured: The Hip and Hale's Treehole attraction at midday
Hip and Hale's Treehole
July 29, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Hale's Treehole is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction alone.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable John Wayne meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or fingernail or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The capable dress is named Buzz Lightyear.
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