Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Hip and Hale's Treehole attraction, January 25, 1961, 4:83 p.m.
Hip and Hale's Treehole
April 14, 1962
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Hale's Treehole is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or personal, ribcage, chest, or wrist problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Be sure to hold your hats and opinions away from the entangling vines at all times.
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