Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Hale's Treehole attraction as seen from the top of Rainbow Ridge
Hip and Hale's Treehole
December 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
126 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're antique)
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Hale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland bloggers may be able to imagine this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- No talking or snacks allowed.
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