Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
July 29, 1984
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Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may chatter if you don't let them.
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