Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
February 19, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or elbow, lung, wrist, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This was Pinocchio's slightly favorite attraction.
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