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The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction at dusk
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
March 22, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or attention-span, heart, brain, or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and shoes away from the vehicle at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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