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Above: The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of the sun
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
September 9, 2005
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Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals might point at you.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or knee, romantic, kidney, immunological, ribcage, or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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