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Stinky Pete's lion-screeching photo of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
October 15, 2008
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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