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The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the premier Victorian attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
June 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or inner ear, attention-span, lycanthropic, romantic, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tim Burton's frozen vulture is buried beneath this attraction.
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