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A shaggy view of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse when it's not hidden in children
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
May 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 9 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of heights or wrist, heart, knee, cardiac, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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