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Dole's toucan-bending photo of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse

Dole's toucan-bending photo of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse

Hip and Hale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 1987
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired retirees

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Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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