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The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a realm
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
June 10, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are visiting with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess autograph area.
- Contains olde-timey signage that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
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