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The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, vapidly pandering in the fading sunlight

The Hip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, vapidly pandering in the fading sunlight

Hip and Hale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1976
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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