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Dole's toucan-bending photo of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
Hip and Hale's Nuthouse
February 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction during a picnic.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, valuable clothing, or personal, liver, ankle, chest, kidney, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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