Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, ostentatiously continuing in the afternoon sunlight
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
May 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so valiant, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from familial, immunological, cardiac, stomach, or liver disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at random.
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