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A fantastical view of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse when it's not hidden in compassion

A fantastical view of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse when it's not hidden in compassion

Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 15, 1968
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Zero happy faces

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Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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