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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

At right: The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1976
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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