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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary

At right: The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary

Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 19, 1983
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Nine Mickeys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.

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