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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, May 29, 1993, 8:95 a.m.

The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, May 29, 1993, 8:95 a.m.

Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 2004
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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