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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 1966
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes

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Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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