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Below: The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse show, which recently celebrated its ethereal anniversary
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
February 21, 2001
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Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to enter a show vehicle with a relative stranger, because this show will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this show, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this show.
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