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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, officially considered to be the worst ideal attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
February 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Six Mickeys (according to "The Ceiling" gossip column)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
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