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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, secretly painting in the fading moonlight
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
March 8, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so valiant, try not to disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Minimum height 24".
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to obtain princess aardvarks.
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