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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction as seen from the top of a territory

The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction as seen from the top of a territory

Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1965
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 21 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Three smiles

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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