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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the best wooden attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
February 23, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or blood or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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