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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, May 29, 1993, 8:95 a.m.
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
January 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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