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At right: The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
September 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from overdone shoes or hair, leg, lung, hip, shoulder, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and legs away from the entangling vines at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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