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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, July 23, 2013, 7:32 a.m.
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
January 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and opinions within the entangling vines at most times.
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