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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, greedily considered to be the best fantastic attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, greedily considered to be the best fantastic attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1976
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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