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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction as seen from the top of a studio

The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction as seen from the top of a studio

Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1994
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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