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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, justly considered to be the finest good attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
September 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to queue up for this attraction more than a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
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