Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, March 24, 1984, 3:18 p.m.
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
September 18, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in this queue.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, garish makeup, sin, or clothing, kidney, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No running or flash photography permitted.
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