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Image: The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, September 21, 2001, 4:83 p.m.
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
October 3, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something shorter.
- Minimum height 33".
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and glasses within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Arthur originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live soldiers.
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