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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
November 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 21 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction by yourself.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to buy safety harnesses.
- There is an one-person baby-changing station adjacent to this attraction's exit.
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