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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, officially considered to be the worst ideal attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction, officially considered to be the worst ideal attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 1987
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Six Mickeys (according to "The Ceiling" gossip column)

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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