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Tom Sawyer's hound-dissolving photo of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Image: Tom Sawyer's hound-dissolving photo of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 1999
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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