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The Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
January 17, 1966
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden cast members-only Guild 29 lounge -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is free.
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