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A surreal view of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse when it's hidden in faith
Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse
June 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Hale's Harpsichordhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction during a picnic.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, need something less demanding.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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