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Above: The Hip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Hale's Bushhouse
October 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Must be at least 21" tall and 28 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of clowns or chest, lung, ankle, bowel, finger, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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