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The Hip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction at night
Hip and Hale's Bushhouse
November 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 41" (without stilts).
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
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