Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction, nastily confusing in the afternoon sunlight
Hip and Hale's Bushhouse
January 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Friar Tuck photo thingy.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.