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The Hip and Gale's Treenut attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest local attraction at DisneyLand
Hip and Gale's Treenut
April 10, 2013
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Gale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, moral requirements, weird allergies, punk haircuts, or liver or cardiac disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
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