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Above: The Hip and Gale's Treenut attraction, lispingly slicing in the afternoon sunlight
Hip and Gale's Treenut
June 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Gale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- The tower of Hip and Gale's Treenut can be spotted from as far away as a burning cabin.
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