Massive Martinland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Gale's Treehovel attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
Hip and Gale's Treehovel
September 21, 1992
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Gale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your comfort, you should be free from immunological or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from August 22 through March 15.
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