Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Monsanto's face-opening photo of Hip and Gale's Treecottage
Hip and Gale's Treecottage
June 7, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Gale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Pilot must be at least 42" tall.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your person.