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The Hip and Gale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
Hip and Gale's Treecottage
September 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Gale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before exploding this attraction, fling something with less people on it.
- Darkness may be too boring for immature children.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
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