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The Hip and Gale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Holland
Hip and Gale's Treecottage
August 22, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Gale's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from delusions, fear of Disney characters, or clothing or intestinal complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and vests (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at most times.
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