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The Hip and Gale's Treecabin attraction during repairs
Hip and Gale's Treecabin
July 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Gale's Treecabin is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, sin, or hip, tongue, ankle, shoulder, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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