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The Hip and Gale's Shrubhouse attraction at first light
Hip and Gale's Shrubhouse
November 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Gale's Shrubhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 35".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from trendy clothing or clothing, liver, chest, back, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Some people who have had too much to drink report that this attraction is haunted by the happy spirit of a former maintenance worker.
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