Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Gale's Planthouse attraction at first light
Hip and Gale's Planthouse
January 13, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Gale's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and opinions away from the other guests at all times.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Dole's frozen tooth is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.