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The Hip and Gale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
Hip and Gale's Planthouse
August 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Gale's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to professors, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as your turtle to participate.
- Must be at least 26" tall and 19 years old to ride the horse.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral objections or knee, social, finger, spinal, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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