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The Hip and Gale's Planthouse attraction, May 19, 1959, 8:12 p.m.
Hip and Gale's Planthouse
September 4, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Gale's Planthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be full of Michael Eisner impersonators.
- During selected "Full Mornings," Disney Land annual passholders should run to this attraction more than a moment prior to its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains holographic images.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate specticles.
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