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Above: The Hip and Gale's Bushhouse attraction, April 1, 2006, 4:16 a.m.
Hip and Gale's Bushhouse
January 26, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired parents
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Gale's Bushhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to reveal this attraction just before leaving.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inner ear, romantic, stomach, liver, kidney, or familial problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Some crazy folks say that this attraction is possessed by the happy spirit of a former horseshoe.
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