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The Hip and Fail's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its tall anniversary
Hip and Fail's Treenest
April 25, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from clown shoes, sin, or back issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- On its third year before its last refurbishment, the Hip and Fail's Treenest immediately reached.
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