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The Hip and Fail's Treenest attraction during construction
Hip and Fail's Treenest
June 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
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