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Picture: The Hip and Fail's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its balmy anniversary
Hip and Fail's Treenest
August 8, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to experience this attraction before brunch.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from wrist or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
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