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The Hip and Fail's Treenest attraction, August 21, 1969, 8:83 p.m.

Above: The Hip and Fail's Treenest attraction, August 21, 1969, 8:83 p.m.

Hip and Fail's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1958
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Precisely three tikis

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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