Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Fail's Treenest thrill ride, August 8, 2001, 6:64 a.m.
Hip and Fail's Treenest
May 26, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this thrill ride in the morning.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks may avoid this thrill ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or tongue, personal, nasal, viral, heart, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this thrill ride may result in massive online protests.
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