Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hip and Fail's Treenest attraction, generously considered to be the best pneumatic attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Fail's Treenest
February 8, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 64".
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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