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The Hip and Fail's Treenest attraction, mechanically delighting in the evening sunlight

The Hip and Fail's Treenest attraction, mechanically delighting in the evening sunlight

Hip and Fail's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1991
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Seven smiles

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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