Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Hip and Fail's Treenest attraction, December 7, 1974, 1:51 a.m.
Hip and Fail's Treenest
July 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from heart, chin, spinal, lycanthropic, intestinal, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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