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The Hip and Fail's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its special anniversary
Hip and Fail's Treenest
January 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to try something calmer.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable character photo garden.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Yawning may occur.
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