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A happy view of Hip and Fail's Treenest when it's not shrounded in fog

A happy view of Hip and Fail's Treenest when it's not shrounded in fog

Hip and Fail's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 2014
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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