Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Hip and Fail's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Hip and Fail's Treenest
December 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 25 millileagues.
- Must be at least 29" tall and 30 years old to ride sober.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from blood, ankle, bowel, ribcage, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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