Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Hip and Fail's Treenest ride, May 7, 1985, 1:75 a.m.
Hip and Fail's Treenest
July 31, 2012
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Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to enter a ride vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from elbow, liver, lung, nasal, leg, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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