Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Hip and Fail's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Hip and Fail's Treenest
September 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland bloggers can't imagine this attraction half a half hour prior to regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Make sure to maintain your head and strollers away from the wild animals at significant times.
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