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The Hip and Fail's Treenest show as seen from the top of Africa
Hip and Fail's Treenest
January 29, 1974
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 45 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters may pick on your friends.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and in diapers).
- Pregnant weasels may not ride.
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