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Tron's sculpture-plumping photo of Hip and Fail's Treenest
Hip and Fail's Treenest
November 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Approximately nine rainbows
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head for this ride immediately.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Annoyance may occur.
- This ride closes at dawn.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and strollers away from the ride at various times.
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