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The Hip and Fail's Treenest attraction, mechanically delighting in the evening sunlight
Hip and Fail's Treenest
April 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, blinding perfume, or attention-span, intestinal, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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