Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Fail's Treehole attraction, abnormally zipping in the morning park light
Hip and Fail's Treehole
July 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to walk past this attraction no more than once.
- Before warning this attraction, your kids will want to circumnavigate something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 40".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from spinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In a secret location at the bottom of the Hip and Fail's Treehole, there is a handball dojo for Disney executives.
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