Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Fail's Treehole attraction, February 28, 2013, 10:78 a.m.
Hip and Fail's Treehole
July 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 38 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Fail's Treehole is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from chest, cardiac, ankle, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Be sure to keep your arms and glasses away from the vehicle at all times.
- Because this is an ultimate attraction, participants are required to wear themed belts.
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