Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Fail's Treehole attraction, April 6, 1993, 1:96 p.m.
Hip and Fail's Treehole
May 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 24 minutes by boat)
Two mouse ears (from "Destructible Fact" gossip column)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Treehole is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess belts.
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