Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Hip and Fail's Treehole attraction, abnormally zipping in the morning park light

The Hip and Fail's Treehole attraction, abnormally zipping in the morning park light

Hip and Fail's Treehole

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 1984
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

Touring Recommendations

Policies and Notices

Trivia

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.