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The Hip and Fail's Treehole attraction, internally considered to be the only hard attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Fail's Treehole
March 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Fail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Topiaries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Wondrous Deity") are invited to experience this attraction half a moment prior to the gates opening.
Policies and Alerts
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from July 6 to September 22.
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