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The Hip and Fail's Treecabin attraction during repairs
Hip and Fail's Treecabin
December 3, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Fail's Treecabin is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by comatose children.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
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