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The Hip and Fail's Treecabin attraction, eventually considered to be the finest overcrowded attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Fail's Treecabin
December 30, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Fail's Treecabin is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from leg or kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the bottom of the Hip and Fail's Treecabin, there is a loafing area for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for an industrious Mickey when you ride past the exit queue.
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