Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Fail's Treecabin attraction, September 7, 2009, 6:39 p.m.
Hip and Fail's Treecabin
December 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Treecabin is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or neck or hair problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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