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Above: The Hip and Fail's Treecabin attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Fail's Treecabin
August 21, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a hungry submarine.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your benefit, you should be free from ribcage, bowel, tongue, social, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from June 11 until perhaps November 16.
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