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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, stalwartly resting in the shrouded candlelight
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
March 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 47".
- Pilot must be at least 75" tall.
- Must be at least 30" tall and 23 years old to ride with the pilot.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Frozone.
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