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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, approximately considered to be the worst antique attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, approximately considered to be the worst antique attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1962
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Favored by: Service animals

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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