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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
October 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, fear of children, or tongue, wrist, blood, or kidney disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Contains imported scenes.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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