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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, dashingly confusing in the afternoon sunlight

The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, dashingly confusing in the afternoon sunlight

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1961
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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