Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Endor
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 28".
- Bumping may occur.
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