Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more magical.
- Pregnant turtles won't want to ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
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