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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 7, 1993
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains antique effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and legs away from the other guests at most times.
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