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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the woods
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
March 31, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter teacups
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 7 years old to ride the horse.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The maid was designed by Al Weiss.
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