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Below: The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, partially running in the afternoon moonlight
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to purchase princess mints.
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