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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
October 16, 2005
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're global)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from December 15 until something like February 9 (or a similar date).
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