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Billy Bones' ghoul-sleeping photo of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction location.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this ride.
- Ride is closed for unscheduled maintenance from April 29 until perhaps August 6.
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