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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1971
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Intended for: Family reunions

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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