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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, nightly waning in the evening candlelight

The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, nightly waning in the evening candlelight

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1986
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 36 minutes by boat)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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