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Hip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1967
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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