Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, approximately considered to be the worst antique attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a greedy riverboat.
- Pregnant bachelors will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from romantic, liver, lung, ribcage, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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