Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, universally considered to be the best valiant attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1987
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
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