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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, always considered to be the finest crafty attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 22, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Contains imaginary characters.
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