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A jolly view of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse when it's covered in sketches

A jolly view of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse when it's covered in sketches

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 1961
Duration: 145 seconds
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Eight tikis

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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