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Above: The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
May 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed for:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo pavilion.
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