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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Endor

Above: The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Endor

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 1967
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 92 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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