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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

Above: The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1962
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Generally designed for: Women

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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