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Rex the Dinosaur's doll-kneeling photo of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Rex the Dinosaur's doll-kneeling photo of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1993
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X guests

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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