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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, roundly considered to be the best dead attraction at Disneyland

The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, roundly considered to be the best dead attraction at Disneyland

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1965
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: A median score of six smiles

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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