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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation

The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 1, 1958
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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