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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, nightly waning in the evening candlelight
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 1, 1986
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 36 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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