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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at a distance

The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at a distance

Hip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 16, 1986
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes (or 50 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: An average of six fairies


Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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