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A precision view of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in children
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and glasses inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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