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Hip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
March 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and not concerned about safety).
- In concert with a 1978 reworking, new art was added to the exit diorama.
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