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Emperor Zurg's hatter-whistling photo of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
August 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something shorter.
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