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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, dashingly confusing in the afternoon sunlight
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 10, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No running or flash photography permitted.
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