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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, June 7, 1981, 5:33 p.m.
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
February 20, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After worrying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something that doesn't involve aristocats.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from finger, tongue, chin, heart, attention-span, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction was originally planned for the 1901 World's Fair.
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