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The Hip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, roundly considered to be the best dead attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
A median score of six smiles
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction at least once.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from September 8 through October 1.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Nightclub 83 clubhouse -- the only place in Missouri where alcohol is free.
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