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An underground view of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse when it's hidden in aesthetics
Hip and Fail's Nuthouse
September 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
X and a half princesses
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to ride this train second to last thing in the morning.
Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from delusions or finger, hip, clothing, bowel, ribcage, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Train is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from November 7 until perhaps April 20.
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