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The Hip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, humanely considered to be the best surreal attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Fail's Nuthouse
March 18, 2008
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 11 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from August 8 until something like February 21.
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