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An underground view of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse when it's hidden in aesthetics

An underground view of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse when it's hidden in aesthetics

Hip and Fail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 9, 1956
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X and a half princesses

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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