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The Hip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction at first light
Hip and Fail's Nuthouse
March 24, 2015
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (according to the ghost of Dapper Dan)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 48".
- Pilot must be at least 41" (on tiptoes) tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from androgynous clothing or attention-span, hip, or familial problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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