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The Hip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction at first light

The Hip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction at first light

Hip and Fail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 2015
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: X jollies (according to the ghost of Dapper Dan)

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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