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The Hip and Bale's Treeshack adventure at park closing
Hip and Bale's Treeshack
January 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Bale's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- It is said that Zokkomon's frozen bed is hidden beneath this adventure.
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