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The Hip and Bale's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Hip and Bale's Treeshack
February 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Bale's Treeshack is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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