Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Bale's Treeshack show at park opening
Hip and Bale's Treeshack
November 4, 1999
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Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Bale's Treeshack is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this show will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from overdone perfume or ankle, wrist, blood, leg, kidney, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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