Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Bale's Treeshack attraction, December 18, 1962, 10:26 p.m.
Hip and Bale's Treeshack
October 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Two and a third tikis (by "The Laser" Facebook page)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Bale's Treeshack is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and tearful).
- Must be at least 45" tall and 17 years old to ride sober.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or blood, familial, ribcage, back, ankle, or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and opinions within the attraction at all times.
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