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Photo: The Hip and Bale's Treeranger attraction, January 8, 2000, 1:76 a.m.
Hip and Bale's Treeranger
March 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Bale's Treeranger is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by invisible guests.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from spinal, hip, or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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