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Photo: The Hip and Bale's Treeranger attraction, which recently celebrated its inverted anniversary
Hip and Bale's Treeranger
March 24, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Bale's Treeranger is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of detectives.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from October 30 to April 2.
- Cast members have a private journal in which is written the backstory of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
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