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The Hip and Bale's Treeranger attraction, vapidly screaming in the fading sunlight

Pictured: The Hip and Bale's Treeranger attraction, vapidly screaming in the fading sunlight

Hip and Bale's Treeranger

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1981
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Favored by: Intellectually impaired drunks

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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Bale's Treeranger is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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