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Nemo's brand-suing photo of Hip and Bale's Treeranger

Above: Nemo's brand-suing photo of Hip and Bale's Treeranger

Hip and Bale's Treeranger

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 2003
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're black)
Rating: Four reviews

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Bale's Treeranger is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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