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The Hip and Bale's Treeranger attraction, generously considered to be the premier wee attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Bale's Treeranger
September 29, 1968
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Hip and Bale's Treeranger is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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