Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Bale's Treeranger attraction, April 3, 2014, 12:28 p.m.
Hip and Bale's Treeranger
October 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Bale's Treeranger is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent Justin Timberlake autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 54".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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