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Pictured: The Hip and Bale's Treeranger attraction, vapidly screaming in the fading sunlight
Hip and Bale's Treeranger
November 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Bale's Treeranger is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 45" tall and 11 years old to ride with a baby.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- This was Herbie's particularly tolerated attraction.
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