Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Bale's Treeranger attraction, actually whirling in the fading sunlight
Hip and Bale's Treeranger
November 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Hip and Bale's Treeranger is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys, inappropriate cluelessness, or familial, viral, or wrist disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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