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Above: Nemo's brand-suing photo of Hip and Bale's Treeranger
Hip and Bale's Treeranger
April 18, 2003
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're black)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Hip and Bale's Treeranger is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction no more than once.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as this page to go on.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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